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Conversations with Beau

Me:	I love you, you are my favourite human being tied with Jess which means you're my favourite penis even though I've never touched your penis and I never want to touch your penis
Beau:	Yay I don't want you to touch my penis either!

— 3 weeks ago

Re: Shooting at Robina Town Centre

Me:	I'm glad you didn't get shot the other day btw
Jess:	I'm glad too
Me:	Please continue to not get shot in the future
Jess:	I'll do my best

— 4 weeks ago

My sister Alison spent the last 2 weeks visiting me in Japan. These are some shots from an afternoon spent on Mount Rokko.

Yes, we look similar. No, we’re not twins.

— 1 month ago

An Apple family. We get ‘em young.

— 1 month ago

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My friend Andrew sent me this video of my bestie Jess from our buddy Pierce’s birthday party tonight. It is a perfect example of why this girl is my best friend and why I love her so fucking much.

ETA: You can’t tell because of her hat but she has bright blue hair and that makes her so much more awesome than you can ever imagine.

— 1 month ago

#besties #bff

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grace-eludes-me:

William gives us a shout-out before playing Ghost on StageIt. Such a sweetie and he’s so very good to us. <3

I was ready to kill him when he teased us, but then we got a shout-out and I forgave him. High five to the BOD!

— 1 month ago with 8 notes

#BOD #tingle #tingling #tinglecrew #TWBS #BOD4LYFE #William Beckett

"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important."

Gary Provost

(Source: qmsd, via danikathelesbrarian)

— 2 months ago with 25959 notes

The Tingle Chat Drinking Game, Version 1

Take a sip if

#tingling
Someone makes a typo
Someone hashtags
Someone talks about puppies
Someone talks about tits
Someone says wot
Someone makes a #dadjoke
William talks about sports
William talks about movies
William mentions INSANITY
Ally talks about Starkid
Katie rants
PAPER

Take 2 sips if

Someone hashtags a typo*
Someone OTHER than William talks about sports
A 33 reference is unintentionally made
William flakes

Do a shot if

William comes to visit
William comes to visit and is ignored
William tries to steer the conversation back to himself
Someone finds exclusive info that has not been released yet

Drink the rest of the bottle/can if

William is so oblivious it takes him 30 minutes to catch on

Drink the entire fucking container if

William actually shows us tits or abs

*initial hashtagger is exempt from drinking

— 2 months ago with 23 notes

#tingling #tinglecrew

"We are not nouns, we are verbs. I am not a thing – an actor, a writer – I am a person who does things – I write, I act – and I never know what I am going to do next. I think you can be imprisoned if you think of yourself as a noun."

(via fuckyeahstephenfry)

— 3 months ago with 991 notes

— 3 months ago

#pet rock